If my coffee had an attitude, it’d be me on a Monday morning—bold, dark, and way too much for the average human. I like my coffee the way I like myself: dark, bitter, and guaranteed to keep you up at night. Some say my personality is an acquired taste, just like a triple-shot espresso—intense, unapologetic, and likely to make your heart race. The way I drink my coffee is a warning label and, honestly, so is the way I dish out my sass: smooth, strong, and not for the faint of heart. If you can handle my roast, you can handle me—otherwise, stick to decaf and leave the attitude to the professionals!