Forget “Expecto Patronum”—around here, it’s “Expecto Patron Shot!” Because when dementors show up (or, you know, Monday mornings), sometimes your best defense isn’t a silvery stag, but a shot of Patrón tequila chased by a double espresso. If that combo doesn’t send the soul-suckers packing back to Azkaban, nothing will. My Patronus? Probably just a coffee bean riding a lime wedge, ready to caffeinate, celebrate, and obliterate any trace of evil—or exhaustion. Mischief managed, buzz acquired!