The Stealthy Chronicles of a Modern-Day Ninja
Why did the African American ninja bring a boombox to the dojo?
Because when it comes to sneaking up on trouble, you’ve got to do it with style—and maybe just a little bit of breakdance before vanishing in a puff of smoke!
But wait—what’s a breakdancing ninja without a trusty mug in hand? So, naturally, our rhythmic stealth artist pauses mid-spin, whips out a mug, and sips coffee so smooth, even the dojo masters nod in approval. After all, ninjas need caffeine to fuel those backflips and one-liners. Because when you’re gliding across tatami mats, nothing says “I’m on a roll” like a perfectly timed sip between punchlines. Turns out, the true secret to ninja invisibility is moving so smoothly, everyone just assumes you’re part of the beat.
Keep your mugs full, your jokes fresh, and your ninja moves caffeinated!
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